Okay, this is funny.

So, I have poison ivy. I got hooked up to talk with a nurse about it, 'cause it's getting worse. I never post crap like this on my blog, because I don't have the time to go from web site to web site looking for this stuff. But, waiting for my appointment on campus, I had some time. I hope you enjoy.

http://www.unionleader.com/articles_showa.html?article=59609